Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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