I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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