Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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