Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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