sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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