no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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