Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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