At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I did not marry a roomba.
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