Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
