How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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