Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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