I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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