I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So vagazzling was a success
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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