I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
