a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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