oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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