When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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