I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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