Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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