Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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