Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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