I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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