I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm bleeding and have questions
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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