idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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