i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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