You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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