Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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