is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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