i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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