You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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