Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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