It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i think im in europe. pls send help
So here I am, sexting at work.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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