some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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