I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
this will be a night to untag.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You have to summon your inner elephant
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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