therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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