I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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