U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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