So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I need water and some morals
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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