He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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