I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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