another moral hangover. fuck.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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