I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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