Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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