Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
COCAINE IS GR8
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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