Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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