I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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