It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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