He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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