I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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