A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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