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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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  the hells wrong with u

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet

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• (818): View more from California

  You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.

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  Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.

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