As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now