Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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