I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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