That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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