She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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